At the Squeeze In, we’re in the business of eggs. In fact we serve an average of 685 eggs a day, or about a quarter million eggs a year. Mind boggling! But what’s even more interesting than our impressive egg usage is how much you can tell from a person by their egg order. Curious what your preference says about you? Check out our Egg Horoscope and let us know what you think!
Scrambled- This is by far the most ordered style of eggs, and is always a popular choice for everyone from the very young, to the very old. If you like scrambled eggs this means you’re flexible and tend to be easy-going. Scrambled eggs are often thought of as simple, but that doesn’t mean you are plain, and in fact shows a great deal of versatility. You tend to get along with everyone (scrambled eggs are friends with everything from peppers to peanut butter!) and you’re not afraid to mix things up!
Over Easy/Over Medium- If you’re an over easy or over medium kind of person then you’ve got lot’s of friends. Not afraid to turn things over, but still want things to be natural, you love to break the yolks and mop them up with everything from toast to spuds. You like your life like you like your eggs, a little messy, a lot of fun and always delicious.
Over Hard- The overhard people of the world like the idea of eggs cooked all the way through like scrambled, but still want the separation of church and state-errrr-white and yolk. This type of egg order means you’re organized, dignified and always keeping an eye on safety and security.
Poached- When you order your eggs poached your server instantly knows that you are worldly, respectable and tradition loving. You’re probably the type of person who remembers their mom making them poached eggs and toast on cold winter mornings and long to have that sense of innocence and purity back. You tend to be particular in how you like them poached, but that doesn’t mean you’re cranky or rude, just that you like what you like. If you can get served a delicious poached egg, you’ll be a friend for life.
Sunnyside up- A lot of people like to order their eggs this way because they like the way it sounds, but in reality, not many go for the extra runny style of eggs. Those that do love to have a good time, tend to eat them with pancakes, and always have a smile on their face. Sunnyside up people aren’t afraid to face the world and chase their dreams!
Basted- Not a common type of egg preparation but always a good one. If you’re a basted egg then you’re a gem. You tend to be quiet and observant, but loving, loyal and reliable. Not always the first to speak up, but always there to lend support or guidance.
Hard boiled- You’re either eating a Cobb salad, helping dwindle the last of the easter supply or you’re 5 years old. If you don’t fall into one of these categories and you ordered your eggs hard boiled, well then you are just a dancing circle among a throng of squares. You probably like to spice them up with salt and pepper, just like the way you like to add spice to your life.
Whites/beaters- Obviously you’ve got an eye out for health and well being. You like to be in control and you like to look good. Your
number one priority is your happiness and relationships, and if that means eating diet eggs then so be it. You’re probably an athlete, or at least athletic, and you choose to seize life by the huevos!
Funny how much you can tell about a person just by their egg order! Does your egg preference accurately represent you? What did I leave out or get wrong? Leave a comment and let us know!